July 16, 2009
HUGH FINK, I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEDAY I WILL BE AS FUNNY AS YOU.
I WISH I could be that funny. I’d love to just talk with that guy, even if only for five minutes, and see how many witty things he inserts into the conversation. Most people in Sandusky do not comprehend sarcasm, mainly because their heads are filled with rocks, which vexes me (or, as Peter Griffin would so eloquently say, “grinds my gears”). The vast majority of my classmates are lingering in kindergarten-level humor. They think “poop” is funny. A student unconsciously releases a fart during class? HILARIOUS. Oh, even better, the students “accidentally” lock the Spanish teacher out of the room? HYSTERICAL. Rachel makes a sarcastic comment about something? HORRIBLE.
Get smart, guys. Expand your mind. A little dry wit never hurt anyone… haha.
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