July 15, 2009
LIVE FROM THE CINEMA
Good evening readers, this is Rachel Bourne reporting to you live from the Johnson Center Cinema. The crowd is restless, as correspondents chat amongst each other about the latest news, such as the recent shooting at Capitol Hill, which the WJMC member so narrowly evaded.
This just in: Dean Andrew Flagel has just taken the stage! As he calls out the assigned numbers of the various groups of correspondents, they cheer and hoot and holler in response.
He is now thanking us for our cooperation and enthusiasm displayed throughout the conference, which is ironic, since we should be the ones thanking him for all of the valuable advice, support, and entertainment he has provided for us.
I will be updating you later. I have to pay attention to what is going on right now. Over and out!
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