The {Mis}Adventures of Rachel Bourne

July 17, 2009

MY FINAL HOUR :(

Listening to Helen Thomas speak is something I’ll never forget. And even if I do, unfortunately, forget it (in case I have a stroke or get Alzheimer’s disease or something), I still have documentation of the event. The WJMC is officially winding down, and so is this blog. My posts are lame. Mainly because the […]

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PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.

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July 16, 2009

HUGH FINK, I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEDAY I WILL BE AS FUNNY AS YOU.

I WISH I could be that funny. I’d love to just talk with that guy, even if only for five minutes, and see how many witty things he inserts into the conversation. Most people in Sandusky do not comprehend sarcasm, mainly because their heads are filled with rocks, which vexes me (or, as Peter Griffin […]

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THE CLOSEST I’VE COME TO BEING A REAL JOURNALIST

As my title so boldly states, I think today was the closest I’ve come to doing anything that resembles being a real journalist. It was MAGICAL. At the press conference today with John Earnest, I had prepared a special question for him, concerning the issue of our dwindling population and how the Obama administration is […]

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WHAT DID I DO TODAY? OH, NOTHING REALLY, JUST HUNG OUT WITH CHUCK TODD, NARROWLY ESCAPED A SHOOTING AT THE CAPITOL BUILDING, AND WROTE MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

I want to blog. I feel the need to blog. But a voice in my head, weak and distant, is trying to coax me into going to sleep. AND WHO CAN SLEEP KNOWING THERE ARE BLOGS TO BE WRITTEN?! Obviously not anybody in their RIGHT MIND! I wish I would have brought my camera cord […]

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A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION FOR WJMC!

Just a note before I begin my next post: the information about myself in the previous post is all legitimate. I did actually do all of the things I said I did, but I must admit I inserted my own “bias” into my self autobiography… ha ha ha. I’m really not that conceited, I PROMISE. […]

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RACHEL BOURNE: THE LIFE AND TIMES

Rachel Bourne, known as “The Fiery Redhead” by her peers and admirers, was conceived in a small town in Wisconsin and born in Sandusky, Ohio. Even as a small child, Rachel was obsessed with seeking out new information. You could often find her sprawled out on the floor of her family room with stacks of […]

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July 15, 2009

LIVE FROM THE CINEMA

Good evening readers, this is Rachel Bourne reporting to you live from the Johnson Center Cinema. The crowd is restless, as correspondents chat amongst each other about the latest news, such as the recent shooting at Capitol Hill, which the WJMC member so narrowly evaded. This just in: Dean Andrew Flagel has just taken the […]

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SUCCESS!!!!! THE SEQUEL

P.S.: DID I MENTION THE THRILL THAT SHOT UP MY SPINE AND INTO MY BRAIN WHEN I SUCCESSFULLY LOGGED IN ON THIS BLOG SITE???? AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!

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SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AH HA! MY BLOG IS ALIVE! MY BLOG IS ALIVEEEE!!!!! I don’t have a lot of time to write anything of consequence at this moment in time, but if the blog sit continues to function correctly, then you people better watch out, because you’re in for the longest blog of your lives. I have to […]

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